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Love letter!wht a format!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Love letter!wht a format!

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.



My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(a)10 marks,

(b) 5marks and

(c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love

(b) you couldn't control seeing me

(c) really ... am I doing it?



2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling

(b) you are testing whether I like jokes

(c) you are attracted by my smile



3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me

(b) my presence influenced you

(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song



4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed

(b) you felt uneasy

(c) you don't know



5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment

(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing

(c) you don't know



6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me

(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus

(c) that bus was crowded



7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom

(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me

(c) just you felt like introducing me to them



8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish

(b) you like roses

(c) by chance you got a rose



9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:

(a) you want to pray along with me

(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday

(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual



If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.

If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.



Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love,

Aakash







Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........



Aakash,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.



1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes

(b) No



2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes

(b) No



3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes

(b) No



4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside..... right ?

(a) Yes

(b) No



5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes

(b) No



6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes

(b) No



7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes

(b) No



8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it

true ?

(a) Yes

(b) No



9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes

(b) No



If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you.

If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.

Reshma

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Thursday, November 26, 2009




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A revised edition of the popular classic, this title features updated topics to build MBA knowledge. Students and managers alike will learn about management skills, business operations, financial statements, marketing, product development, customer service, strategic planning, information management, and quality management.

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